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Custom Furniture

Custom Furniture

Custom Furniture

Display of colorful unique kink toys, including paddles, whips, floggers, beaters, arranged on a table with some hanging on a wire grid and others on a blue tablecloth, with decorative lighting and a seating area in the background.

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Colourful custom kink

Extra heavy English Yew Studded Hand Mirror

Extra heavy English Yew Studded Hand Mirror

Extra Heavyweight Flogger

Extra Heavyweight Flogger

Heavyweight Hickory Ass Hammer

Heavyweight Hickory Ass Hammer

Great success! Our talk at LAM: Designed for Impact went superbly!

A rapid fire rattle through what makes a toy safe, from materials, design, construction, finishes and care. And a whole lot of questions from all you wonderful people!

As promised t

So you know how the venn diagram of kinky, poly, and D&D tends to overlap quite a lot...

These have been under wraps for a while, testing them out and making sure they were as durable and safe as possible.

9 D4 dice mounted to a solid wood rule

That's a whole lot of ducks...

You keep trying to sell us out @londonalternativemarket so we've had a major restock. These and lots more will be there on Sunday 7th September @ Forge Bar.

#handmade #kink #impacttoys #impactplay

The incredibly popular 'bricks' paddle is back in stock. LAM is this Sunday 7th September at Forge in London. See you there!

#handmade #kink #impactplay

Blessed are the impact tops.......

#handmade #kink #impacttoys #impactplay

Come along and hear us speak!

Not all toys are made equal. In this rapid fire and practical talk we’ll explore what makes an impact toy safe, durable, and genuinely satisfying to use – from bold materials to thoughtful design and solid c

@londonalternativemarket the crowd have spoken. That's two events in a row you've sold me out of ducky paddles.

Today we restocked on timber in a BIG way. We're back in the workshop to bring you more duckys (and other fun things) on the 7th Septembe

And we're all set up and trading at O&L - The Big One. Come and see us at Eureka club today!

#handmade #kink #impacttoys #impactplay

We are at @londonalternativemarket O&L this Sunday!

These beautiful figured maple paddles will be with us, as well as lots of other stock including a restock of duckys, Lego, and baby dragons- because you lot nearly sold us out last time?!?!

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Have you every wondered about the huge crossover between polyamory, kink, and dungeons and dragons? Or is that just me?

Prototype piece, surprisingly massage like! I think the next version needs more dice!

#kink #impacttoys #impactplay #handmade

Come and see us at Tears for Beers! Lots of stock in lots of fun colours available to take away! #kink #handmade #impacttoys #impactplay

Forgive me father, for I am about to sin........

#kink #k!nk #handmade #impactplay #impacttoys

A quick note to THE FIRST ORDER THROUGH OUR NEW ONLINE STORE!!! (link in bio)

Yes I was smart enough to cover the discount code with the many stickers

And yes you do all get stickers if you order

#k!nk #impacttoys #impactplay #handmade

Did you know we also have free resources on the website?

Short reads on important topics that we thought might be useful.

The one shown here is a one page framework to help with pre-scene negotiation.

These were premiered @londonalternativemarket

One of the hidden details on our turned toys is the secret end caps. Here are four new panels made up and ready to get turned into toys.

#k!nk #handmade #resınart

All set up and ready to go! Come and see us today!

@londonalternativemarket doors opening at 12!

Come and see us today at @londonalternativemarket

You can't miss us (plus we've got stickers)!

Let's talk furniture! So my background is actually as a carpenter and furniture maker, which is great because my toys benefit from the different processes, knowledge, and techniques that come with that.

Sometimes though, I like to make furniture.. T

Something a little bit different, and very, very fun is coming...

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